The Never Told Story of How the Phillies REALLY Won the WS

Thanks to Raven, a frequent commenter on the Respect Jeter’s Gangster blog, for bringing the story to my attention. It explains everything. Everything. Now I totally understand how the Phillies got some of those questionable calls by the umps – the REAL reason why they won the championship.

It’s not right. It’s not fair. It involves Alicia Keys singing faintly in the background. But it happened. And here’s the proof. Maybe the Yankees should have a furry mascot after all.


I think Roger Clemens has some time on his hands, but isn’t Suzyn Waldman enough of a furry mascot to fill the role?

Actually, I’d apply for the job but I’d probably suffocate under all that polyester.

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